A belligeriot refers to an individual who aggressively and belligerently expresses themselves in social interactions as a complete fucking retard. Often easily expressed through questionable actions (i.e. Drinking at hours), questionable attire (i.e. wife beaters in winter), and misusing words in a feeble attempt to sound intellectual (i.e. can you "populate" this spreadsheet?).
He was a belligeriot. He came in half in the bag, screaming that he didn't even know how to turn on a computer!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!