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belligerently drunk

When you split a half gallon of Jack Daniels with a friend and then you're so fucked up you twerk outside of your dorm at 4am.
Mary Jane and I fucked shit up last night when we got belligerently drunk.

Belligerently Wrong 

Somebody who is "belligerently wrong" prolongs an argument even after its obvious that their facts are wrong, their reasoning is wrong, and the point they're trying to prove isn't clear. The "belligerently wrong" will usually repeatedly change their strategy so as to prevent the conversation from actually ending. It is unclear whether the belligerently wrong are actively trolling or merely unintelligent and unwittingly causing a ruckus.
"Joe was being belligerently wrong - he kept trying to argue that the capital of Maine is Delaware, even after we linked him to a list of state capitals and pointed out that Delaware is a state in and of itself."
Belligerently Wrong by Cowclops November 4, 2009

belligerently optimistic 

Having a positive outlook no matter what the situation is around you.

Optimism based on zero facts or information.
The stock market is crashing but Oppy keeps on buying and says he is not worrried. Oppy is Blligerently Optomistic about the market.

Some people don't care about the war they are just Belligerently Optimistic that everything will be alright.
belligerently optimistic by _Cue_ September 1, 2009

Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

Belligerent Boys Summer 

Initially coined in Boston during the summer of '22, this refers to a summer filled with general ignancy and shenanigans such as chugging Steel Reserve with the boys. Also referred to as BBS (pronounced "Beta Beta Sigma").
Guy One: You ready for ΝΣΕ's belligerent boys summer of '22?
Guy Two: Fuck yeah, now hand me another steelie!

belligerent sexy 

To be so sexy that ones sexiness causes ruckus, rioting and unadulterated belligerentness do to the tremendous level of sexiness. Derrived from Jim Lahey's discription of sexy Julian on a stake out mission.
Jim Lahey: " The suspect was acting suspicious, as if he had something to hide, and is also guilty of being belligerent sexy, over and out Randy."

Randy : " Got it Mr. Lahey, over and out."