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Bellport Middle School

Bellport Middle School . It’s a gay ass school in Long Island that poisons kids with the toxic school lunch food . It sucks . Also ,, this is a historical school where protesters stand outside naked . But honestlyyy .. the fight are lowkey fire ... but I mean yeah it sucks . Plus ,, all the kids can smd with their irrelevant asses . Don’t be surprised if you walk in and you see a bunch of high kids walking around the hallways . And in this school , you can find drug dealers in the bathroom ! Yay !

Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!
student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

bellport middle school

bellport middle school is where all the 7th graders are treeshes and suck mad dick , but some of the 8th graders are sexy asf ( javi , cj , jesse , and a lot of other guys ) but besides that everyone smokes nic and weed :)

Mark Bellhorn 

2nd Baseman for The Boston Red Sox who homered in 3 straight postseason games in 2004 and helped led The Red Sox to a World Series win. He is also known for striking out a lot.
Red Sox fans shouldn't boo Mark Bellhorn everytime he strikes out because if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't won the World Series
Mark Bellhorn by I'm All In September 15, 2005

Bellefontism 

A sexual transmitted infection that is received from either sexual intercourse with someone that went to a school in the Bellefonte Area School District. This will lead to ‘loss of sense of style,’ ‘increased annoyingness,’ and ‘a crippling addiction to nicotine.’
Matthew had sex with Julie, and I know that he got Bellefontism because he is now addicted to cigarettes and is really annoying!”
Bellefontism by The Huh October 22, 2018

saved by the bellhorn 

An awesome message board with awesome people who talk Sox and talk about really cool stuff.
Since I was saved by the bellhorn in 2004 I now visit www.savedbythebellhorn.com. It makes my day awesome.
saved by the bellhorn by trotdaubach November 22, 2010