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1.
take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.
jonny gave sally a belgium waffle last night.
by nick kirschner June 17, 2008
 
2.
An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
by seriou April 04, 2008
 
3.
One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.
Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.
by Walt Rogers October 04, 2010
 
4.
When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.
Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.
by THE Callous Phallus July 02, 2014
 
5.
It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles
Yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so I gave her some fresh belgium waffles
by shaffey25 March 31, 2009