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1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.

2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.

3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
Girl: I want a piece of toast.

Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.

Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.
Belenus by Laten September 19, 2010
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refers to either a black penis or a black weenus
gavan's beenus was exposed for the whole world to see
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Friend: I need your help Belenys

Belenys: yeah just tell me
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The freshly groomed and irresistibly smelling part of the taint
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PinkMd : "Do u love me Bel ?"
Belenas : "Heck no !"
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A sequence of words or letter put together into something nobody has ever said before
Person 1: I punched you in the eyes without you looking
Person 2: That was a bleenus!
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