Behooves 

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

Behooves by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019

behooves 

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

behooves by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Behaves 

You gotta be haves my bros

Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Behaves by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

Behooves 

Another word for boobs.

This woman has big behooves.

Behooves by notsponsed November 7, 2019

Behove 

A term for something that is above and behind you. Much quicker than telling someone that a danger is behind you and above you

Watch out, there's a wasp behove you!

Sam: Dont you hate it when someone breathes down your neck.

Joe Joe: Yeah, my girlfriend is always slobbering on me from behove.

Behove by kt@ddc October 22, 2012

Behoved 

The act of taking the hooves off the nigga

Zack got behoved by his bitch when he was caught gangbanging the hoods dogs.

Behoved by Niggary August 22, 2021

Behoven 

Thinking very intelligently

I'm behoven right now.

Behoven by OnlyLighterX April 1, 2023