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Bearding 

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
Bearding by 529advice June 12, 2014

begrudgingly

The attitude one has when forced to do something in a manner that is different than their personal preference or desire.
I asked her if I could finish on her face but she said no, so I begrudgingly finished on her tits instead.

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

bearding 

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)
X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'
bearding by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

Pre-Bearding 

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
Pre-Bearding by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).
Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).
bearding me out by mathmagician February 9, 2008