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befumbled 

To have an oddly shaped or structured cranium. Most likely a male with an awkward shaped head with a skirted eggshell haircut.
Check out that janitor's befumbled head as he walks up the court with the floor sweeper. So weird!
befumbled by dowhogga November 17, 2011
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befumbled 

(v.) The shit you is when somebody farts on your head .
My brother farted on my head and I was so befumbled I couldn't react !
befumbled by gonebad January 1, 2012

befumbled 

mark was befumbled when Lorain pulled a dick out of her pants
befumbled by penguinburke August 17, 2011

Bumbledore 

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.
Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.
Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered
This web site is befuddleing
befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

bumbledoofus 

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.
Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.
bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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