befuck

to fuck someone...befuck is saying it in a funny way

i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot

verb. to strategically implement relationship building with another person with the intention of achieving sexual relations with the designated other

Andre tried to befuck a girl named Erin, but she stopped responding to his texts.

by erinvagabond February 10, 2012

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

by Aevos April 6, 2016

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 April 8, 2007

I haven't finished my project and I'm surely befuckered now.

by joshmon April 18, 2015

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 15, 2007