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Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010
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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Related Words

befoolery 

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.
The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.
befoolery by ClearBleac May 12, 2010
Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?
befoul by BlastMaster May 25, 2003
made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"
"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"
befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005
Ha!ha!ooh!its 1st April,I was befooled,God am such a PRICK!
befool by Dare horse April 26, 2019
South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.

Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what

Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
"We're going to goofs for grub tonight."
"Befoklik!"
befoklik by turdmeister August 17, 2009