Beetlebum

A term coined by the band blur used to describe people who smoke heroin, particularly those addicted to the practice. The term comes from the dotted black residue left behind on tin foil sheets after use, often called "beetles", hence the phrase "chasing the beetle".

"Get nothing done you beetlebum"

Beetlebum by dopeheadfreeloader January 5, 2014

Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"

Beeblebrox's gambit by Erl137 December 10, 2006

Beetlebum

A person who could have everything and ends up with nothing.

Beetlebum, what you done
She's a gun, now what you done, Beetlebum
Get nothing done, you Beetlebum
Just get numb, now what you done, Beetlebum

Beetlebum by lala fox May 15, 2005

mo'fo' beetleroach 

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.

1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

mo'fo' beetleroach by beetleroach April 5, 2010

zaphod beeblebrox 

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

zaphod beeblebrox by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

Beetlebum

Cockney for "Needle-in-the-arm" ... heroin use ...

You beetlebum
Just get numb
Now what you've done
Beetlebum

Beetlebum by IronFibre June 25, 2017

beetlebug 

Someone who is the best of the best and the most beautiful woman in the whole world.

beetlebug that my bb is

beetlebug by sphonks January 29, 2022