beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.

I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.

beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

beersuaded 

1. Being persuaded to do something just because beer will be there. (Beer + persuaded)
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.

1. Q: "Yo dudes, do you want to hit the patio after work?"
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"

2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).

beersuaded by The Guvnah July 20, 2008

Beertard 

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

Beertard by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Bertrude 

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.

Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."

Bertrude by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010

bertarded 

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

bertarded by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

beertender by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

beertender by @catfur June 28, 2012