Zero Beer Queer 

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Zero Beer Queer 

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 4, 2020

one beer queer 

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

one beer queer by Mark August 5, 2004

three beer queer 

1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.

When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.

three beer queer by der ubergeek February 8, 2005

Beer Queer 

One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

Beer Queer by Sainrawr November 11, 2007

2 beer queer 

Someone who acts drunk after consuming very little alcohol

Koniell is a 2 beer queer , "can i lay Erin"

2 beer queer by dereno February 16, 2007

beer queer 

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

beer queer by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006