beerbortion 

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

beerbortion by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboarding 

A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.

The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.

beerboarding by Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley June 23, 2008

Beerploring 

The act of exploring, experiencing and trying beer by consumption to gain a sense of appreciation.

"Hey buddy, you want to go beerploring at the bar tonight?"

Beerploring by Beerploration August 24, 2012

beerboarding 

A highly controversial torture technique that is very similar to water boarding. Instead of water you use beer.

It has been extremely successful in Guantanamo Bay. This has proven more effective since it gets the "terrorist" drunk and easier to extract the information. The terrorist will fear this more than waterboarding also because alcohol is banned by the Quran. An extremely effective method. Terrorist have learned to fear the following words, "Are you read for another beerboarding"

beerboarding by Rim Job Madison December 6, 2010

Beerboarding 

The fun but slightly dangerous process of drinking beer while snowboarding.

Owwww my head hurts, I ran into a tree beerboarding.

Beerboarding by Mcfly22 May 7, 2009

beerlories

the calories from beer

Damn, I need to work off my beerlories, let's go to the gym!

I've put on too much weight from all the beerlories, no more drinking!

beerlories by DoormanAaron August 13, 2011

Beerblow 

The act of performing a blowjob while having beer in one's mouth at the same time.

His mind was blown away during his first beerblow.

Beerblow by YoShi KuRomi September 10, 2023