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Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
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chicken n beer 

Feels like a midget is hangin 4rm my necklace~
chicken n beer by Balla_Baby November 26, 2004

Chicken N Beer 

My diamonds is reckless i feel like im carying a midget on my necklace!
Chicken N Beer by Biff December 20, 2003

Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.
Beer Chicken by Two Barrel May 13, 2009

chicken and beer 

Ludacris new cd and also a good combination when youre hungry.
P1: Ma, get yo azz in the kitchen and get me some chicken and beer.
chicken and beer by Armani October 7, 2003

Beer up the butt chicken

A storebought chicken witch gets a full 12 oz. can crammed up it's ass for an extreamy large amount of flavoring. This style of chicken cooking falls into the "Smoked Chicken" catigory.
"Tommy i just had the beer up the butt chicken, it was fuking fantastic!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026