the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
by Polhamus January 3, 2006
by mad dog 22 June 13, 2011
one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
by BeerGogglesNJ April 11, 2010
When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.
A high-lariously game I found illustrates beer goggles perfectly. You can download it for free at texasnights.net for hours of entertainment to spice up your nightlife.
by John Hooper February 17, 2008
They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
by The Original HomeSkillet May 26, 2005
Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.
by george9601 November 21, 2011