A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.
Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.
by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020
the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
by Polhamus January 3, 2006
by mad dog 22 June 13, 2011
one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.
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by John Hooper February 17, 2008
They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
by The Original HomeSkillet May 26, 2005
a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her
this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.
by joce November 10, 2002