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Professional beer drinker 

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!
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semi pro beer drinker 

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.

beer drinker's gut

A more manly way to say beer belly

Beer Drinker 

An individual who shows up to a party and immediately drinks every alcoholic drink in the surrounding area
Hutton is a real beer drinker, he really tore up the party last night, I didnt get a single drink.
Beer Drinker by dudeman3874 May 5, 2009

Beer Drink 2007

A holiday celebrated by highschool students on the Western Coast of Canada. Beginning on Semester break and ending when school commences again. The Holiday consists of a contunual nine day binge celebrated in many communities, and the participants are strictly confined to drinking beer only. Next year will be Beer Drink 2008
The Time Has Come, It is Quite Clear, Beer Drink 2007 is Almost Here!

-Beer Drink chant
Beer Drink 2007 by ACE7732 January 28, 2007

Drink Beer, the holiday 

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

Drink Beer

Brett Kavanaugh liked to drink beer in high school, therefore his life must be destroyed.
Drink Beer by TrueInTheory September 28, 2018