beer boner

getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.

Jarrod was describing the newest Blue Moon and got a massive beer boner that just wouldn't go away

beer boner by laurenemilyyy December 19, 2009

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beer boner

erection that occurs with beer and is used in conjuntion with beer googles

If it wasn't for the beer I would be able to get a beer boner with this bitch

beer boner by Jack the Wack 80 December 18, 2008

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Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

Beer Boner by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011

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beeroner

An euphoric feeling that one gets after tasting a fantastic, usually imported or local, beer. The feeling is said to be good enough to cause erection.

w00t! This St. Andrews Ale is so good its giving me a beeroner.

beeroner by porkchizzle August 19, 2007

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carson beerbower

Hot guy if they are born in 2006

Carson Beerbower is a hot guy

carson beerbower by Jake errands October 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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