n.
1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." I'm not. It isn't. --ESR The term `choad' is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
2. (vulgar slang) - A person, especially a man, regarded as stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.
1. "Did you see the size of the beefchoad on that bull?"
2. "John, you are such a beefchoad for peeing all over the floor"
A cloud of rancid-smelling gas, released from the anus. It is usually possible to detect what the releaser has eaten when it makes contact with your nose.
Aw man, chris had steak last night, I can smell his beefcloud from here!
The act of being loud and noticeable both online and in real life about yourself and your creations through storytelling, networking, and posting content
She decided to beeloud about her startup brand by sharing build in public videos everyday on tiktok