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A Beefalodon is similar to a buffarilla. An enormous, disgusting female who evokes gags and vomit upon sight.

A woman who causes myocardial infarction upon awakening.

A woman, by her very horrific appearance can steal your soul if you are stupid enough to accidently look her in the eye.
"Have you seen Milhous' new beefalodon?" "Don't look her in the eye or she will steal your soul."
by T & E August 15, 2005

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