1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." I'm not. It isn't. --ESR The term `choad' is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
2. (vulgar slang) - A person, especially a man, regarded as stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.
2. "John, you are such a beefchoad for peeing all over the floor"