While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
by Andrew Gratring August 16, 2005
Saggy vagina lips often found on whores such as L R
Dude Mrs. Maharg has the biggst beef curtains in the world!!!! or her beef curtains were like a nice huge warm fuzzy saggy long blanket for my weiner
by The old double G March 08, 2007
the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.
alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.
by kira l June 21, 2006
When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.
"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"
by Paulaa February 19, 2007
when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.
uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

I don't know what the fuck this is...crazy
Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!
by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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