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A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
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the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!
by peopleareidiots April 04, 2011
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the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.
The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.
by ansoanon July 23, 2005
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Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
by Queefmaster98 November 12, 2005
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A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!
by Jacket22 March 16, 2012
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n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia
"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."
by wuba October 01, 2002
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stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"
When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
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