beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.

Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.