Urban Dictionary: beef dagger

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1.	beef dagger
	buy beef dagger mugs, tshirts and magnets n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick. Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together? Wife: Oh, how romantic!!! Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye. Wife: Oh no, not again! Man: Spread 'em, bumslut! boabie clopper rectum stab penetrate by Terry Deary Aug 29, 2006 share this


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