bee goggles 

The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.

Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.

bee goggles by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

beergoggles by chris crounse April 17, 2003