by sick December 16, 2003
1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
by Parsefone December 5, 2005
Someone with a poor taste in music, a person who cannot get enough of the likes of Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber, Ariana Grande, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, Dappy, Gotye and Nicky Minaj. They have little to no knowledge of music from the 1960s or the 1970s.
by mrstewtoobe February 2, 2019
Give me a bedwetter, and just splash a little kool-aid in there, buddy.
I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.
I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.
by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006
I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.
by WedgiedGirl February 3, 2019
softcocks
Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.
by Shikoku Honshu June 6, 2015
A phenomenon common in children in which someone who is asleep urinates. Sometimes, people older than children have medical conditions that cause them to do this.
At night, as the child was sleeping, she wet the bed. When she was awake, she was taunted for it and called, "bedwetter."
by Philosophical_Dumbledore December 9, 2015