bedazzle

When cummed on in the face and its scattered around in dots.

Man, I Bedazzled that bitch.

by Brooks Horsley August 4, 2008

Bedazzled

When you're doing your girl doggy style and you pull out and cum on her ass cheeks and it looks like rinestones on bedazzled pants.

Dude I was about to bust inside her but I pulled out and bedazzled her.

by Hispanicpancake April 24, 2011

Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 20, 2015

bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 12, 2018

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 5, 2010

bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 6, 2011

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010