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verb...The act of castration, or removal of the testacles (bedacles)
I caught Bill with my wife so I grabbed the meat cleaver and bedacled him!
bedacle by Frank Del August 12, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
A compliment that you fancy someone so much you could take them to bed.

Example: Wow she is bedable
bedable by ITman October 6, 2007
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Bedicle(s) 

Literally, a Bed of Coals, but it’s much more than that. A Bedicle(s) is similar to a tray of ice cube(s)/sickles only made with fire and carbon instead of cold and water. Its is, physically, the pile of the hot embers underneath a fire. Metaphorically, it is the living breathing heart of the fire. Like a planetary core, it is the source of heat that ultimately generates an atmosphere. Within it's sphere of influence there is a climate that can be sustained by the thoughtful application of fuel.
You gotta build a good bedicle(s) if you want to make rager!
Bedicle(s) by BaldKnob1 April 17, 2022

Bedaleing 

Bedaleing means goofing around, it's used when you don't know any other word to use in a situation where the other person is so goofy and silly, you forget the word you were going to say completely and instead say "bedaleing".

Created by Ira (I.S.B)
Person 1: *Being silly*
Person 2: Stop bedaleing !!
Bedaleing by SillyIra June 11, 2019
when one sleeps for too long, and develops a headache due to lack of water or food.
mom: jack, get up, its 2PM
jack: go away mom, ive got a bedache
mom: ok
Bedache by fathead431 November 22, 2009
the word used to name a small village-people-type settlement inhabited solely by 4 foot tall gremlins that smell strongly of cheese and work and live in D.I.Y warehouses!
I accidently walked into Bedale the other day and i was swarmed by a crowd of goblins! Scary as hell!
Bedale by Charlie "Barraclough" September 3, 2005

bedacles 

Taking the name of the ancient greek god of the scrotum "Bedacles"(beh-da-klees), this word for testicles or balls should not be used in mixed company. Instead, the more formal word bedous (beh-dooz) should be substitued.
"You've got some set of bedacles, Bill!"

"Aren't Bill's bedous hairy, Gloria?"
bedacles by POL August 12, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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