bed spins

After consuming large amounts of alcohol and laying horizontally on the back or stomach, usually on a bed or couch the world will start to spin around you. If left unchecked this condition could enduce premature vomiting.
Easy remidies are as follows:
1)Put one foot on floor
2)Roll over onto side
3)Put two feet on the floor, get up, walk to the fridge or make your way back to the party and start drinking till you pass out. Don't stop now, your almost there.

Dude, Jimmy got the bed spins so bad last night he puked all over his moms $3600 leather sofa.

bed spins by jcampbell2005 July 12, 2008

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bed spins

when you drink too much and go to pass out, but the world is spinning on your drunken ass

fuckin eh, how did i end up on this carousel...i hate the bed spins

bed spins by p-block September 23, 2005

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bedspins

What a faggot ass loser calls 'the spins'.

'The spins' are what you get after drinking a bunch of alcohol and closing your eyes.

"Yeah that gay called 'the spins' bedspins so I knocked all his fucking teeth out stabbed him in the neck with a pen"

bedspins by HeavyToilet September 16, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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