bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

on-bed-off-bed

When a male or female engage in intercourse and one is on the bed and one is off the bed. Usually the male is having sex with a female that is laying on the bed whilst he us standing on the floor or ground surface.

Me and Vanessa are having a lot of on-bed-off-bed sex, lately.

by hetzelthespian May 5, 2016

Bed boy/ bed girl

Somebody is attracted to you, you spend quality time together and after great three months he/she is brave enough to let you decide to stay or to go...

and/but the person not brave enough to ask you to stay! when you decided to go....

Love yourself more bed boy/ bed girl

by L27 July 16, 2018

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.

Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”

by cam cam the man man September 18, 2023