The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and
pain. It's a well known fact that violating your
home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates
depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?
Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense
game of Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.