When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
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by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019
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a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...
by meganoshua December 24, 2010
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When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022
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A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry
So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver
by anyevery March 22, 2021
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old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.
That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.
by Blindlemon November 27, 2011
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A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 18, 2021
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