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beauracracy 

The word "bureaucracy" for people who can't spell. Even people that claim to have jobs. ^^
Person 1: "I'm sick of all the beauracracy in this organization."
Person 2: "Like having your boss make you do things twice since you can't spell or use spell check?"
Person 1: What?
beauracracy by whosawhatsa July 7, 2011

beauracracy 

A way of doing things in the least efficient manner.
Taking someone who's an expert in something, and making them do something else, while someone who know nothing about a job does it.

Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality 

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!

beaurocramancy 

When the FFA (Federal Aviation Administration) word-pooping long boring official documents about SpaceX, its called beaurocramancy.
Hey Jeff, The beaurocramancy we did to day sure sucks for Spacex!
beaurocramancy by Lojsantos February 2, 2021

beaurocracy

1. Beaurocracy – the structure, rules and norms to which individuals who think that they are good-looking believe that they must adhere
The young French lady felt she was one of the beau-chic, beau gens who belonged to the beaurocracy, a "special group" of good-looking folks -- Thus, she behaved according to the beauracratic rules that would demonstrate to those around her that she indeed belonged.
beaurocracy by scott liebman December 29, 2007

Bloody beaurocrat 

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.
Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.