At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...
by Zerocool2010 November 20, 2020
A place where a teenager masturbates at
Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017
1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.
2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.
2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.
Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.
Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.
Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.
by The jblaze October 15, 2009
by Abnerone March 19, 2005
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara October 21, 2005
The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
by Beety McMeety January 4, 2012
by jj March 19, 2005