1. To beat the shit out of someone.

2. To fuck the shit out of someone.
1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.

2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
by drew251 February 21, 2009
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Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.
Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy
by 69aroe June 18, 2020
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 6, 2023
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October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019
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