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Beatcard 

A prepaid credit card specially designed for shopping internet-based music retail websites. This product is currently in the process of obtaining permits and patents. Designed to target the music community, the cards feature designer prints and special offers from music stores like BeatPort, iTunes, Rhapsody Music, AudioJelly, and Sony Connect. Also, this card can be used at participating clubs, venues, and concerts around the world as a membership admission card. Originally invented by Los Angeles based electronic music producer Jonathan Morning.
"I was going to go to the rave this weekend, so I stopped by a local convenience store and refilled by Beatcard with $30. That way I can not only get in, but also use it to buy drinks inside."
Beatcard by Jonathan Morning January 30, 2008
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Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know
My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!
Beatard by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009
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Beat card 

Used in conjunction with the terms beat and no beat
an imagenary card that is transferd among friends. When someone calls BEAT, if the beat is challenged by a friend he will call NO BEAT. If the no beat is agreed apon by the group than the person who called the beatloses his (beat card). He may not have it back until he calls 3 cosecutive good beats.
That chick was no beat, I'm pulling your beat card.

No hot chicks? I'll never get my beat card back.
Beat card by Jameo August 4, 2007
A person who is uncultured in music.

Someone who has a bad taste in music.
Jeff said that Back In Black was sung by Nirvana, he is such a Beatard.
Beatard by KingDiz May 24, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026