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When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.
So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.
by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010
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To Have sexual relations with.
Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.
by Shando January 27, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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good beats or tracks that are hot, fresh, current, new, yet to be released
I need some serious beatcakes for my playlist; nothing I got is hot anymore.
by Tohubohu February 19, 2009
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To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Chad, Kevin, and DJ went to beat cakes on the streets of seattle the previous weekend.
by beat cakes March 20, 2009
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