beastie

The act of performing a simulated orgasim on a cat in heat using a q-tip.

I had to give my cat a beastie because she wouldnt stop howling all night.
You know you love your cat, when you are willing to give your cat a beastie.

by bored housewives club January 29, 2009

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

no beasty

A claim one must interject immediately after using a phrase that can be construed as sexual in content and having to do with any species other than human. A spin off of "no homo".

Dickie Swags: Damn son Bella is so beautiful and little she fits right inside of my heart....

Podcast Jones: ehhhh

Dickie Swags: Pause... No beasty

by meowcat904 December 21, 2011

Beasty

When Something is cool and kick ass.

DAAAAMN nigga! That new leather jacket looks fucking beasty.

by I forget December 9, 2004

Beastiful

Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.

Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful

by awkotaco1905 November 4, 2013

beasty

1.someone who owns up in something or extremely good at something

1.damn hes a beasty athlete

2.hes so beasty that he could play in the NBA

by mafferlocker August 20, 2006

beasty

To act hard or hardcore, like you about to knock somebody out.

Boy: "Damn girl, you got a fat ass"

Girl: "Shut the fuck up!"

Boy's Friends: "Ooh she gettin beasty on a you, boy!"

by Genis April 21, 2006