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No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Heavy Bessies 

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.

Heavy Bessies by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
She is an amazing,beautiful,loving being. She can also switch attitudes in less than two seconds but she is an amazing bestfriend for anyone lucky enough to have. She can light up your day with one simple smile even if she's in a bit of a cranky mood and will show you no matter what that she cares.
Random person: Who's that? She's really pretty!
Second person: Oh that happens to be my bestfriend Bersies:)

Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.
Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.

Da Beaties 

When a gay dude with hella sugar in the tank be pushing up on ya!
Damn Rudy ! That’s Sexton cat be all about givin you dem Da Beaties.
Da Beaties by lord_tasty_chow February 9, 2021
herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.
"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"
beadies by lauren August 30, 2003