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Bernadine 

Smart ambitious queen. Loves out-going fun and loving people. Hates peasants liars fuck boys. She ultimately is her best with a man that values her. Her significant other is never bored with her kinky ways in bed she is a sex kitten. Once betrayed she will give up on love. She moves forward with style and grace. Her husband will love every role that she delivers. She loves being adored appreciated and loved unconditionally. She is the whole package. She has fashion sense. Very compelling but withdraws when she is short changed. She is a hustler. She is very big on respect. Men and women want to take her home.
Bernadine making moves! Bernadine loves being a mom! Damn Bernadine fine
Bernadine by B-mack085 March 13, 2017
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-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.
Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?
Bearnding by thebearnder December 30, 2010

St. Bernardine 

A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"
St. Bernardine by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009

Bernadine 

German translation "Brave as a bear!!" Also Comes from St Bernadette of Lourdes
If you know a Bernadine.

They are loyal, funny, witty, intelligent!!
Bernadine by Dino 29 February 10, 2010

Pedo Bearadise 

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........
You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Pedo Bearadise by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

Bernadine 

1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured a lot in mythology and in books.

*IF YOU COME ENCOUNTER WITH A BERNADINE, DO NOT REMAIN CALM. THAT KIND OF SHIT WILL GET YOU KILLED!
*IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE, DO NOT GIVE TOP. SHE WILL EAT YOUR FOOD. IF YOU HAVE BOOKS DROP THEM AND RUN.

Nicknames include: TEEMO, YUNG TEETO, BERN, BERNADEEN, DEVIL
Announcer:: FIRST BLOOD!
Team:: All: Report Bernadine/Yung Teeto
Bernadine by Fckndan July 6, 2015

Bernadine 

Bernadine is intelligent and compassionate. She is a great friend, but if you're not her friend and she doesn't like you then she will tell one person and be a fake bitch around you. She is very quirky and is only attracted to anime characters (low-key dweeb). Bernadine is cute and mildly flat. Nickname is deen <3
wait who is Bernadine dating?
nobody she is in love with her anime