Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(A term fusing the two words
Beard and weirdo).
Used to refer to "bearded, religious (muslim or NON-muslim) fundamentalist weirdos".
Dude #2: Yeah...And you'd think with all that money they make/steal, they'd be able to afford enough money for a proper full-length dishdasha.