Beardjob

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.

Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.

Beardjob by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007

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Beardtober

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities

Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...

Beardtober by The Beardiest beardy man ever November 27, 2013

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Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

Beard job by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

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BearJob

When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.

I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.

BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021

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bearjob

when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine

"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"

bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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