Jizz Bear 

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

Jizz Bear by Scary McClary July 20, 2019

Jizzly Bear 

At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.

Chad proceeded to give squeely a jizzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. Squeely loved it.

Jizzly Bear by Darkness, peaches, and tburd January 21, 2010

Jizzly Bear 

One who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. They also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use "gay" as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don't hurt their brains. They also follow everything that all their fucktard friends do. Abbreviation: Jizzly

Jizzly Kid: I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK
Me: shut the fuck up, jizzly bear
Jizzly Kid: GNAAAAAAAAHSKJFH
Me: yeah, I know.

Jizzly Bear by mr_molotov September 15, 2009

jizzly bear 

a little princess that loves giving head and being a participant in dutch rutters, loves masturbating with stuffed animals as accessories, and recieves facials like a little bitch

Person1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Person2: I was being a jizzly bear with my boyfriend

jizzly bear by Jeezi Boy February 16, 2009

Jizzly Bear 

Another name for the Polar Bear, or even an albino Grizzly Bear.

This Jizzly Bear is lookin mighty masculine!

Jizzly Bear by jimmy johns pizza pouches March 25, 2020