A Hipster is a neo-beatnik bent on individuality and seeking a culture previously underground or unique. The word Hipster is synonymous with poser. See poser. A hipster will never claim being a hipster unless they are jokingly denouncing hipsterism and are in fact an individual.
"Hipster chicks are hot, I like the way they dress, they listen to good music"
"Yes, but creative women with their own tastes who dress like hipsters, and listen to hipster music out of their own enjoyment are the ones you want to talk to".
You lose the fucking car keys all the fucking time you! of course I'm fucking blaming you!
I lose the keys twice, you lose your fucking temper ehry fuckin' day! Check ur damn purse that's where they always are!! *gets slammed in the noggin with purse* You such a boogaloo butt slut supercunt bitch!