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To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above
- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.
by jaselol January 14, 2010
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quitting at a game such as poker
Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing
by Mulberry July 12, 2006
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yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.
Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!
by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006
19 6
to throw up

in honor of The Zimm
Dude, Zimm drank so much Natty Light that he is beansing in the bathroom
by Fativer April 06, 2003
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