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Bakersfield Picnic 

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.
He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.
beaverstick by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006

Beakters 

A term used to describe a head on a stick; or something resembling a head on a stick.
Yo, did you see Jamal carrying around that sweet ass beakters?
Beakters by Da Business September 3, 2008

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

beanerschneitzel 

a cross between a mexican and a german.
oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.
beanerschneitzel by yomama99999 February 18, 2010