Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.

That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

Bead Freak

A bead artist who spends all her waking hours creating beautiful bead jewelry. She travels all around the world teaching beading and even has her pieces worn by the most beautiful women ever seen.

Laurie M. is a bead freak because she knows more about beading and bead jewelry than anyone else.

by backstopbob May 16, 2006

bead shooter

A shot of semen.

Hey man, did Jessica blow you last night?

Yeah, and I gave her a bead shooter to the skull.

by TaySean D. November 21, 2007

fuck bead

A womens clitoris

He twanged on her fuck bead all night long

by gurgeh February 16, 2009

Bead Bearer

sos, in my last bead bearer thingy i said 4inches and 8 inches, i meant 4mm and 8mm

Look its a bead bearer

by shurrup July 14, 2004

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 13, 2013

Ass bead

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

by inkyw February 4, 2004