Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Double Beacher 

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

Quadruple Beacher 

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.

Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.

Quadruple Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

benchwarmer 

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.

He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.

benchwarmer by admondaba January 14, 2011

beacher

When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.

Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.

beacher by Brent Mixon May 6, 2006

benchwarmer 

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
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Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

benchwarmer by abcedfefefefe May 3, 2006